As you all know I am a very serious person, I will illustrate this with some photos from the LA auto show.
In this photo I am considering purchasing a Brabus Smart Car, yes Brabus. Only high class refined vehicles suit my superior style.
I was also considering a Mini Cooper; however I was concerned with the available cargo space.
I was attempting to appreciate the luxurious interior of this concept Buick, while I was being pestered by the Paparazzi. As you can tell, I am agitated.
Although I must concede, the Buick had extraooordinary head room. This is quite an important consideration, considering my massive cranium.
Loud, obnoxious, poor fuel economy. I was astonished to see this awful contraption in such close vicinity to so many beautiful cars.
Sometimes I prefer to sit upside down, to allow proper blood flow to my enooormous head.
I knew we had turned down the wrong side of the tracks.
I was happy to see that there was a way out of that ghastly Challenger.
I couldn't leave the Dodge exhibit fast enough.
Leaving the show I found an Asian, I decided to capture her and take her home with me.
